ugh.

thepensivebrony:

“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”

finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever

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dichotomization:

On 8 September, 1986, two twelve-year-old boys, Richard Kohn and John Ostland, were standing by the bridge on the Kinnickinnic River Parkway in Milwaukee when they saw a man by the river, with his pants around his thighs and his shirt pulled up. The man appeared to be masturbating. Richard, who was old enough to know what he was doing, shouted out, “Are you having fun?” to which the man replied, “Yeah I’m having a great time.” The boys reported this incident to the police and gave an accurate description of the man, which was then broadcast to all squad cars. Police Officer Richard Menzel spotted a man who fitted the description at West Jackson Park Drive and stopped him. It was Jeffrey Dahmer. He was bought back to the river and positively identified by the two boys, at which point he was arrested and charged with Lewd and Lascivious Behaviour and Indecent Exposure.

tvspecial:

chickensandwich:

tvspecial:

someone ride me

where are you taking me

church

+ 11275

i can’t have a soul mate because i have no soul

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286801

girlhuman1991:

if you’re not ok, we’ll get to the bottom of it and then we’ll have a kiss

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keep-calm-stay-healthy:

recovery-ghost:

Sometimes you make an argument that’s so solid and logical that you’re absolutely certain you got your point across, then someone replies to it with something so mindblowingly stupid that you have no idea how they managed to graduate from middle school.

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couturierer:

if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge

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ugh.

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